No-Butt Baby

Dutchie is pretty big for his almost 9 months. He's wearing 12 month clothes, but there's a small glitch. He has no butt. He inherited this from his father, of course, since I have an ample booty. So I bought him some adorable corduroy pants for church (for $2! See the picture below) and they fit him perfectly length-wise... but they kept sliding off his little no-butt. Even with a diaper on there was not enough junk in the trunk to keep the pants up.

Poor no-butt baby.