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Five Hilarious Things My Boys Say
(in no particular order)

1. "Phew, close one!" -Dane (age 2 1/2), every time we come home and he closes the door behind us
2. "I can't like that crazy talk." -Dutch (age 5), any time you say something he thinks is weird
3. "What's wrong with you, Mama?" -Dutch, every time I don't understand what the heck he's talking about
4. "Yee-haw, ride 'em cowboy hat!" -Dane, when asked what a cowboy says
5. "Accidents happen." and "Everybody makes mistakes." -both boys when they spill something

And that's why my boys are awesome.

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5 Things I Love About December
(in no particular order)

1. Snow. Now my official stance on snow is BOOO!, but I allow it and, perhaps, even love it in December.
2. Christmas. My boys are at a really fun age for Christmas magic and it makes the holiday that much more fun.
3. Glitter and red everywhere!
4. Scarves and coats and hats and boots. I love my accessories.
5. Hot chocolate and fireplaces.

What do you love about December?

An Ode to Heidi

My sister Heidi had her birthday yesterday and, because I love her, I am writing her an ode. I have only written odes to two other people, so she should feel really special and not mind at all that I forgot to mail her birthday card until today.

From Brown-Eyed Girl to Crimson and Clover,
We danced to oldies over and over.
When there's a quote to a movie that I just can't remember,
You're there to remind me from here 'til September.

Books and more books and suggestions galore,
Reading and re-reading until we fall into a snore.
My sister, I want you to know that you're awesome,
I'll say again, you're awesome like an opossum.


Happy birthday, Heidi! I love you bunches.

My Favorite Thanksgiving Moment

Dutch doesn't like to be dirty, so he is always washing his hands. Unfortunately, he doesn't like being wet either, so when he got his shirt wet yesterday he decided to take it off.

About an hour later someone asked Dutch if he was cold. At the time I was snuggled under a couple of blankets and told him that if he was cold he could snuggle me. He assured me he wasn't.

A few minutes later Dane, who had been fully clothed up to that point, came up to me not wearing a shirt and said, "I cold, I snuggle you!"

I explained to him that he didn't have to be cold to snuggle me and definitely didn't need to be half-naked. He shook his head and said something I didn't understand, but the gist seemed to be, "I totally absolutely do need to be cold and shirtless."

And that was my favorite Thanksgiving moment this year.

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5 Reasons Dane is Awesome
(in no particular order)

1. When I try to put him to bed he tells me, "I'm happy!" as if that should change my mind.
2. He says his "f's" with a "p" sound so "fishy" becomes "pishy"
3. "I want to hold you," he says when he wants me to pick him up.
4. He's constantly on the move, always running around or wiggling. He just can't keep still!
5. He loves to read! But he insists on reading to himself, if you try to read to him he'll yell at you.

Why do you think Dane is awesome?

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5 Reasons Why Dutch is Awesome

(in no particular order)

1. When you ask him how he's doing he says, "Doing great!"
2. He wants to be a firefighter when he grows up
3. He thinks kindergarten is "AWESOME!"
4. His favorite thing to do is play LEGO
5. Out of nowhere he'll come up to me and give me a hug and say, "I just love you, my mama."

Why do you think Dutch is awesome?

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5 Jobs That Would Be Awesome
(in no particular order)

1. Nail polish namer
2. Fashion designer (if I could draw or, you know, sew)
3. Interior designer
4. Greeting card writer
5. Life coach (because it would be so fun to boss someone else around all the time)

Any that I missed?

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5 Reasons It's Fun Having Ga-Ga and Pop-Pop Here:

1. Dane has decided that Pop-Pop is his best friend.
2. Pop-Pop will put Legos together for the boys.
3. Ga-Ga makes sure the boys are fed when I forget to.
4. Dane has given up naps and my misery is enjoying the company of others!
5. Every day is an adventure when Ga-Ga and Pop-Pop are here!

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Five Things I'm Looking Forward To
(in no particular order)

• Dutch's first day of kindergarten
• Mom and Dad coming to visit
• Our 10th anniversary
• Finishing the first draft of Rona and the Wolves
• Autumn

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5 Quotes That Have Really Resonated With Me Lately
(in no particular order)

• Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-groomed and unagressive. -Leslie M. McIntyre
• That's Venus, September thought. She was the goddess of love. It's nice that love comes on first thing in the evening, and goes out last in the morning. Love keeps the light on all night. Whoever thought to call it Venus ought to get full marks. -Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There
• When silence is a choice, it is an unnerving presence. When silence is imposed, it is censorship. -Terry Tempest Williams, When Women Were Birds
• She had not known the weight until she felt the freedom. -Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter
• Take your life into your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. -Erica Jong

What is your favorite quote right now?

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5 Songs I've Had Stuck in My Head Recently
(in no particular order)

• Almost Like Being in Love from Brigadoon
• Sway by Rosemary Clooney
• Whatever Lola Wants (Lola Gets) from Damn Yankees
• Serenade in Blue by Frank Sinatra
• Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble

What songs are stuck in your head?

When I Was 10...

I've been reading a lot of bios of different artists and writers that I admire. I've found that in almost every case they all came to the realization of what they wanted to be when they grow up when they were 10. When I was 10 I decided on three career choices:

1. Writer
2. Actress
3. Ballerina

In that exact order. Of course I "forgot" about my writing dreams for a while in my teens, but I came back to it. Always came back to it.

What did you want to be when you were 10?

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FIVE THINGS I WANT TO DO NOW THAT IT'S SUMMER

(in no particular order)

1. Read outside on my hammock (note to self: buy a hammock)
2. Go for walks
3. Teach Dutch how to fish (note to self: learn to fish)
4. Keep my flower garden alive
5. Run through the sprinklers with the boys

What are you going to do this summer?

My Baby is 2

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Trying to see the positive today, so here is a list of 10 Things I'm Grateful For That Aren't People (because that would take up all ten of the slots and that's dumb)

• Working internet.
• A car that runs well and gets me places.
• A silky blankie (even if mine is about two stitches from falling apart completely)
• Markers
• Cameras
• The ability to call my family whenever the mood strikes me.
• Books
• Comfortable couches
• Headphones
• The apps on my phone (specifically Pandora)

What are you grateful for?

Dane's 2nd Birthday Party

Here are my five favorite pictures from Dane's birthday party. The pictures were taken by my sister Heather, and they turned out amazing!

 The banner I made for Dane's party.

The font uses mustaches for every letter!

 Dane and Bah putting together his new Lego car.

 Aunt Amy helping Dane blow out his mustache candles.

 That is one good Oreo cupcake!

Like a sir!

The party was so much fun. Thank you to everyone who could come and we missed those of you who couldn't. More pictures and party details later this week!

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A Few Dane-isms

• He jibber-jabbers so much, the best is his little "Please!" followed by "Thank you, Dutch" whether it is Dutch who helped him or not.
• Me: What does a cowboy say?
  Dane: Yeeee-har.
  Me: What does a pirate say?
  Dane: Arrrr, matey. (Though sometimes the "matey" is merely implied.)
• Lego guys are the greatest invention of all time and must be used in every game he plays.
• When you ask him if he wants something he gives you this whispered, 'kay, instead of saying yes.
• Anytime he drops anything, or just wants a little extra attention, he says "Oh no!"
• He is the cutest, sassiest, cry-babiest, little boy in the entire world, and he's the sunshine of my life.

What's your favorite thing about Dane?

Midlife Crisis at 30

As I am writing this Dane is trying to fit his truck tire (that's the size of his head) in his mouth. Letting you know that just to give you some perspective on my life. ;)

The last few weeks I have been listless. Depressed, not in the clinical sense, but in spirit. I'm still happy, but I feel like I'm stagnant. The last time I had this feeling it led to me applying to graduate school, one of the best decisions I've ever made. Now I'm trying to figure out what the next big thing is for me. What is my path? Where am I going next?

So that's what I'm trying to figure out now. I've gotten a few books from the library and I've been thinking a lot about it. I guess that it's pretty common for women around my age to have a "midlife" crisis because there's quite a lot of information out there about it.

There you have it, this is me figuring it out.

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Five Things I Did Today That I Haven't Done in a Long Time
(in no particular order)

1. Went for a job interview not really caring whether or not I get the job.
2. Cried at a movie (the Emma mini-series, if you must know).
3. Bought a bladder buster at a gas station.
4. Didn't really know what to do with my hair.
5. Laid down to take a nap and then decided I wasn't tired. (I'm not sure that's EVER happened!

An Update

So it's been about two months since my last post. Time flies and all that. Here are a few things I neglected to blog about in the time I was out (in completely random order):

• Chris gave me a beautiful ring for Valentine's Day.
• Dutch is ready for kindergarten next year. I'm not sure I am.
• We adopted a new dog. A chocolate lab named Oso. He is 100% Chris's dog.
• Captain is not a huge fan of Oso, but they tolerate each other. Most of the time.
• I quit my job at Paper Source. It was a tough decision, but the right one, ultimately.
• One of my best friends, Julie, moved to Topeka Kansas. I miss her.
• Dane talks SO much! My two favorite things he says are "Thank you, Dutch" and "Hug!"
• My mom and dad are going on an LDS mission to Copenhagen, Denmark. They will leave in August and be gone for 18 months. Their mission will focus on records preservation and family history helping.
• I am knee-deep in a first draft of my science fiction re-telling of Little Red Riding Hood. Jenel and I still meet every week to work on our respective writing projects.
• My niece Bella turned 10. We love her so much.
• My cousin Sara is having a baby and will find out on Friday what she is having! I CAN'T WAIT! She's been "nannying" for me and the boys adore her. They've asked all week "Where's Aunt Sara?"
• Chris still loves his job.
• All is well at our house.

I hope this appeases my two or three loyal readers. I promise I will try to post more often. Heaven knows I can't really post less often. ;)